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The following programme
contains strong language.

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Please be aware that this programme
also contains themes of suicide.

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♪ CMAT: Mayday ♪
♪ What time were you born?

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♪ I'm bored again
And thinking of you

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♪ And wishing you were home

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♪ Hello?

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♪ Wish I could see the stars

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♪ We'd look upon
the same ones, baby

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♪ The city makes it hard

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♪ Although

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♪ I saw that Portugal's on fire

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♪ Woo-oh

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♪ And Mississippi's
underwater, too

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♪ But all that I M-I-S-S is you

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♪ There's nothing
that I can do- ♪

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Are you ready to order food?

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Er, no, no, no, thanks.

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I'm, erm, waiting
on my... cousin.

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Hmm. Just a glass
of red wine, please.

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Alright.

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What?

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OK...

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Here you go-Oh! - - Sorry! Thank you.
- Sorry! - Thank you.

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Hmm?

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No public shows of affection.

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Erm... Oh.

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So, why do you want
to eat my pudding?

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What?

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Oh, no. Pussy! I want
to eat your pussy!

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Today's special is,
erm, chicken. Thanks.

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Thanks.

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Bloody auto-correct!

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See, he dropped us off
in the middle of nowhere,

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we had to fucking
get out and walk.

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Shall we get more wine?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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I-I can't be hungover tomorrow.

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I've got this interview with
the Shadow Home Secreta-

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Oh, fuck it, go on then.
It's only lunchtime.

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Did you catch my interview
with Nisha Anand?

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No, not yet. Really
good engagement

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across all the platforms.
- Hmmm. - Social media was-

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But I only want to
talk about you today.

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Do you, aye? I hardly
know anything about you.

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I know that you work
in a supermarket

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and that you murdered
your ex-husband...

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I sometimes I wish I had. Why?

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Oh, let's not talk about that.

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You're so infuriating! What?

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You complain that I never ask
you anything about yourself

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and then when I do,
you evade the question!

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Why are you so secretive?
What are you hiding?

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- Nothing!
- Grr, tell me something about yourself! Anything!

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I don't know what to tell you!
What's your favourite movie?

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Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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Really? Yeah, I love horror.

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Ooh. I don't think
I like horror.

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My whole life's
been a horror film.

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I feel like my life's been
a sort of tasteful noughties

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US indie flick with a
soundtrack by Fleet Foxes.

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I don't know who they are. They're
this folk band from Seattle.

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They do baroque-chamber,
harmony- I didn't ask, Seamus.

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Sorry.

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No, it's just my life's so
boring compared to yours.

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Oh, I don't believe that.

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You hang out with movie
stars and world leaders.

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Well, someone famous must
have come into your shop?

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D'you know David Beckham? David
Beckham's been in your shop?

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No, but a fella who looks
a wee bit like him did.

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He did!

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He was just like David Beckham but
he had psoriasis and an overbite.

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Oh, and I once sold
Ian Paisley a Twix.

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It's true.

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Seriously. Wait, wait...

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I DEMAND A TWIX!
BRING ME A TWIX NOW!

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Shut up! You can't do that here!
I'm gonna do the other side now.

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I'm from the IRA

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and I've planted a bomb
in this here restaurant.

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Sorry. Sorry, everyone. I'm
not actually from the IRA.

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I'm-I'm from North London.

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Can I get the bill, please?

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Ian Paisley was a dangerous
right wing religious fanatic.

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Yeah, OK, but he did speak out for
this community when it felt like

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the whole world was ignoring
us. No, no, no, no, no, no!

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I'm not having sex with you if
you start defending Ian Paisley.

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You're just jealous because
Paisley is more famous than you.

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OK, look I know it's some big
joke to you that I'm "not famous"

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but surely, by now,
you've googled me

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and you are aware-Googled you?!

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I think you'll find that, er,
I've got better things to do

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with my time than google
you! Unlike you, I'm not...

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OBSESSED with Seamus O'Hannigan.

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And anyway, who says
we're gonna have sex?

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Oh well, that's...

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that's what we agreed last week.

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I no longer accept the
validity of that agreement.

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Wait! Wait, wait, wait. OK,
I'm just gonna pop in here.

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Won't be a minute and then
we are going to do this!

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Don't move, don't go anywhere.

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Now there's a customer and you've
fucking embarrassed us, well done!

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You embarrass yourself by
existing, you fucking ignoramus.

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Right, what can I get
ya, Robert Redford?

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Er, I'm after some
condoms, please.

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You getting your
hole tonight, aye?

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Mm? You, er...

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doin' a lot of aul' ridin'?

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Oh, I'm gonna pay by card...

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if...?

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Are you in, er, luv?

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Oh, no. We're just friends.
No, no. I mean L-U-V.

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What's going on?

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Sorry, I'm just trying
to buy some condoms.

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Don't have any. Yeah,
you do. I can see them.

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He's a friend of Janet's.

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On the house.

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Thanks.

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Yo, Blondie.

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Don't fuck her about.

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Right?

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That was really fucking weird.

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Do... Do you know those people?

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Oh, Maggie and Charlie, yeah.

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Why, what'd they say to you?

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Something about
"getting my hole"?

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Ah, that's just the Belfast way
of saying "have a nice day".

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And about being in
love? Being in love?

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Yeah except he spelt it "L-U-V".

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What's that about? Er...

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Dunno. Charlie's an oddball.

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Maggie's nice like. She
wasn't very nice to me.

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Yeah well, she doesn't
really like men.

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Or English people.

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Or anyone really.

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Well, she made me
feel uncomfortable.

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She's dead on once you
get to know her, you know.

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She goes to my church.

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Your church? Yeah.

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You go to church?

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Yeah. You're not a
Christian, are you?

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Yes. Fuck off!

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I am a Christian! You're like the
least Christian person I know!

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I am a fucking Christian! See!

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Yeah, well, I-I try not to swear,
but it's hard when I'm arguing

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with stupid atheist
dickheads like you.

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Well, yeah, I mean, y-you're very
intelligent so I-I assumed...

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Here we go. Cause I work in a supermarket
I'm stupid and I don't understand science?

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No, no, no! That's not what I'm
saying. I'm saying the opposite-

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Because I don't have a 2 from Oxford, like
you, I don't know what I'm talking about?

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How do you know I've
got a 2:2 from Oxford?

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Because... I
fucking googled you!

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So, I did.

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No, look...

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I'm saying the opposite,
I'm saying, if you listen,

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I'm saying you're intelligent

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so you've obviously
thought about this

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and well...

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I wanna know, w-why would you
believe in something without proof?

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Huh. I do have
proof. What proof?

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I've spoken to him.

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Sorry, you've talked
to God? Mm-hmm.

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And he's spoken to me. Wow.

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Wow? That sounds
crazy. No, no, it's...

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It's... It's interesting.
I'm... I'm... I'm interested.

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Well, what does
he think about us?

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Us?

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Yeah, I mean, The bible says:
"Thou shalt not commit adultery."

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Well, it's not adultery,
you're not married.

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Well, we're as good as married.
We've been together six years.

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We talk about it a lot.

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We'll do it one day, it's
just a matter of time.

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And-And...

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OK, well what about your,
erm, attempted suicide?

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What about it? Well,
see if you-if you

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really believed in God, then...

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you wouldn't have
tried to do it.

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D'you know, before I
tried to kill myself.

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I asked God to show me a
sign. And you appeared.

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Do you think that's
a coincidence?

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Yeah.

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Really? Yeah.

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We're standing
outside my church.

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That's your church? Yeah.

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Do you think that's
a coincidence?

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Yeah.

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See, I-I mean, coincidences
are just coincidences, right?

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I mean, I don't think
there's any... any, erm...

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overarching design
behind it all.

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But then your life has no meaning?
No. No, no, no, no, see...

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cause I think we give
our lives meaning with...

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with art and-and literature

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and philosophy and-and-and

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conversations and empathy for
one another and-and-and...

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I don't know... love?

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What? What-What is it?

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I just, I've never had sex
with an atheist before.

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I prefer the term humanist. Well,
what do you say when you cum?

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- Sorry?
- Well, you can't be like: "Oh my God". So...

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Is it... Is it more like...

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"Ah, ah, ah, ah...

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Ahhh, there's no overarching
design to it all, ahh.

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Ah."

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Depends how good the sex is.

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We'll soon find out.

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C'mon!

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Get 'er bucked! Huh?

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Well, are you coming or not?

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♪ ONE REPUBLIC: Love Runs Out ♪

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♪ I'll be your light, your match

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♪ Your burning sun

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♪ I'll be the bright in black

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♪ That's making you run

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♪ And we'll feel alright... ♪
Erm...

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What? Sorry. I, erm...

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forgot you had a gun. Yeah.

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I got a fright.

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Why do you have a gun?

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This is Belfast.

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♪ I'll be your ghost
Your game, your stadium

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♪ I'll be your 50,000... ♪

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Are you worried about it?

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Er, a bit-bit-bit worried but...

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more excited than anything else.

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♪ I got my mind made up

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♪ Man, I can't let go... ♪

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Oh, my God, these fucking
buttons are driving me crazy!

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Yeah, yeah! Doing my head in.

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Generally, a very
confusing garment.

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How do you even get
this over your head?

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Here, I'll... Yeah, OK, yeah.

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Yeah. Thanks. I can
do that. It's me.

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Captain practical. Well done.

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OK. Wait, before you turn around.
I think I can help with the...

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- - Ta-dah! - Oh! - How's that?
- - Yeah. - Great. - OK.

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OK...

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Erm... am I the only
one taking clothes off?

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Oh, fuck! Sorry!
How selfish of me!

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Sorry.

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Be gone, damn you.

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Sorry.

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Oh, shit. - Oh, my God.
- Hurry up.

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Sorry, I'm getting a- - I'll do it.
- Sorry.

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Oh!

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Sorry, I didn't mean to do that.

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Fuck it, it's just a shirt.

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Ah... Ahhh!

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Life is random and meaningless!

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How many times is that
we've done it now?

247
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,679
Five.

248
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:51,280
Fucking hell.

249
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,680
I can't believe the time.

250
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,400
How many cigarettes
have you had?

251
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:03,159
Five. I've never
actually smoked before.

252
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,119
Oh, well you should.
It looks good on you.

253
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:07,639
I have to say, I do feel
very cool right now.

254
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,880
What?

255
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,959
Oh, my God! I think
I'm going to be sick!

256
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,359
I feel dizzy!

257
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:21,600
I'm gonna pass out!

258
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,640
No, I'm OK, actually. It's fine.

259
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:33,079
Oh shit, it's Frankie.
I'd better, erm...

260
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,720
Y-Yeah.

261
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,999
Do you still like
my nose? It's OK.

262
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,040
What else do you like about me?

263
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,239
That's all. Come on.

264
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,280
Tell me what else you like.

265
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,439
I only like your nose.

266
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,000
Oh?

267
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,119
What do you think of
my penis? Oh, God!

268
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,999
No, I'm serious. You're
a fucking nightmare!

269
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,320
See, I can never decide,
I can't work out...

270
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,399
Do you think it's too big?

271
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,159
Do you think I should
get it reduced?

272
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:35,400
It's just a bit-Shut up!

273
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,240
No, I...

274
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,640
I think it's very nice.

275
00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,599
I love your
eyelids. My eyelids?

276
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,639
Yeah. I love how heavy they are.

277
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,999
They're only heavy cause
I'm so fucking tired.

278
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,199
Don't go to sleep. We have
to make the most of our time.

279
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,559
What time is it? Oh, no, don't
tell me. I don't want to know.

280
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,239
Oh. What? What is it?

281
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:01,399
It's nearly four. Oh,
Jesus-fucking-Christ!

282
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,639
We have to go to
sleep, right now.

283
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,680
Oh, my God.

284
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,479
I'm not a psycho, you know.

285
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,759
Oh? What?

286
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,440
Erm...

287
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:29,440
I was just drifting
off to sleep. Sorry.

288
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,320
What did you say?

289
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,679
I just want you to
know I'm not a psycho.

290
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:43,999
Like, this isn't gonna
end like Fatal Attraction.

291
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,400
W-Why would I think that?

292
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,919
OK. You know earlier when
I said I heard God's voice,

293
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,639
I just want you to know that
I don't generally hear voices.

294
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,680
It's just God's voice I hear.

295
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,759
That's all.

296
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,839
I don't think that's crazy.

297
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,480
I, erm...

298
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,240
I mean...

299
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,719
Well, we all hear
voices, don't we.

300
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,159
When I hear a voice, I
don't think of it as God.

301
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,719
I just...

302
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,080
I just think it's, erm...

303
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,360
my conscience.

304
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,839
What kinds of things
does God say to you?

305
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,720
Are you making fun of
me? No. No, I wanna know.

306
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,200
Well...

307
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,720
When I first started
talking to God...

308
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,760
it was cause I felt lonely.

309
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:45,159
And I says to Him: "Dear God, where
am I gonna put all this loneliness?"

310
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,079
And He says: "Why don't
you find a boyfriend".

311
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,519
And I says: "God, I don't want
a boyfriend, I just want sex."

312
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,999
And He was like: "Well, I'm not
stopping you." That was nice of him.

313
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,959
Don't interrupt me. OK.

314
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,679
And then I said: "But I'm ugly-"

315
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,919
What? You're not ugly- Would
you let me tell the story?

316
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,960
OK. Sorry. Thank you.

317
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:08,200
And God said: "What?!
You're not ugly.

318
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:15,600
I created you in my image,
Janet, you're beautiful.

319
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,160
Like me".

320
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:22,159
And I said: "Well you think
very-fucking-highly of yourself

321
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,040
don't you, God?"

322
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,839
And then He said: "Janet,
stop arguing with me

323
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,880
and get out of the house."

324
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:34,000
So, I had a few one night stands.
Well, a lot of one night stands.

325
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:38,999
So, I've been with loads of
fellas. Is that an issue, problem?

326
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,999
No.

327
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000
Totally fine.

328
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:47,400
Thing is, I just get irritated
with every man I slept with. And...

329
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:53,119
I'd get really angry with every
interaction I had with everybody.

330
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:55,479
Including God. So,
I stopped going out.

331
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:56,959
And stopped...

332
00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:00,000
going to church. And I
stopped talking to God.

333
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,000
And then the loneliness
came back again.

334
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:14,120
And then every time I prayed
there was just silence.

335
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:22,159
And the silence went on for
so long, the only way...

336
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:25,480
I could think to end it
was with a gun to my head.

337
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,600
And then you showed up.

338
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,280
And you started
believing in God again?

339
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,160
Yeah.

340
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,320
See...

341
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,200
that sort of, erm...

342
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,599
That makes me kind of
like an angel, doesn't it?

343
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,119
Hmm, no. No.

344
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,759
I think... I think
I'd make a good angel.

345
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,399
I'd look sexy with the wings.

346
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,039
And a little gossamer loincloth.

347
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:13,120
It's time to sleep. Yeah.

348
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,639
Thank you.

349
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,319
For what?

350
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,319
Tonight.

351
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,360
It's been brilliant.

352
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,520
Why, God? Why this guy?

353
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:05,160
He's a dick. He's unavailable.

354
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,120
He's English.

355
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,280
He makes terrible jokes.

356
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,920
Why him?

357
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,800
Janet?

358
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,400
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!

359
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,960
Fuck!

360
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,680
Hi.

361
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,600
Good to see you back, love.

362
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,479
Ah! Fuck! Ah! Shit!

363
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,359
Fuck, fuck, fuck!

364
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:51,599
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

365
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,000
Ow!

366
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,720
Fuck, fuck!

367
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:04,239
♪ Are you washed in the blood?

368
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:08,319
♪ In the soul cleansing
Blood of the Lamb?

369
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,399
♪ Are your garments spotless?

370
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,839
♪ Are they white as snow?

371
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:18,679
♪ Are you washed in
the Blood of the Lamb?

372
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:22,159
♪ Are you walking daily
By the Savior's... ♪

373
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,600
Sorry about this.
I've hurt my foot.

374
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,719
Where are your shoes? I
didn't know where you were

375
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,039
so I went out looking for you
and then the door shut behind me.

376
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:33,119
Do you have the keys?
I've got to get to work.

377
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,519
Hi.

378
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,119
Get out of here, now.

379
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:41,439
Please sit. Oh!

380
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:45,039
All this week, the Girls
Brigade have been organising

381
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,319
a sponsored bible reading.

382
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,719
They are going to read
the entire bible...

383
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,999
Why didn't you wake me
up? Why would I do that?

384
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,879
I don't know, we
had a lovely night-

385
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,559
God, you're so... needy.

386
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,359
I'm not being
needy. It's just...

387
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:01,119
basic manners, isn't
it, to say goodbye.

388
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,319
Why are you being like
this? Are you cross with me?

389
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:07,079
"Are you-Are you cross with
me? Are you jolly well cross?"

390
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,520
No, I'm not cross
with you. I'm ragin'!

391
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:12,759
Right. So why are you...

392
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,479
"Ragin'" then?

393
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,159
You broke the
rules. What rules?

394
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,959
The rules of the affair!
- I didn't. - Yeah, you did.

395
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,599
What rule did I break?
We can't fall in love!

396
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,919
Right. Well... we haven't
done that, have we?

397
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,799
Have we? No!

398
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,519
Liar. I'm not lying.

399
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,439
I haven't fallen
in love with you.

400
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,239
You haven't? No!
Definitely not-

401
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,399
Shhh!

402
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,199
This poor man called...

403
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:38,359
for the eyes of The Lord
are on the righteous.

404
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,359
Have you fallen in
love with me? No way!

405
00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:41,599
Good! OK then!

406
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,679
But the face of
The Lord is against

407
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,359
those who do evil!

408
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:51,120
I think the priest's looking at us.
He's not a priest, he's a pastor.

409
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:57,600
Do you think I could get
a plaster from the pastor?

410
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,280
D'you see what I mean?

411
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,159
The righteous person
may have many troubles

412
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,480
but the Lord delivers
him from them.

413
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,839
He protects all his bones;

414
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:23,760
not one of them will be broken.

415
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:36,879
Maybe a bit.

416
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,999
What? A bit.

417
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,680
A bit what?

418
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,640
I've maybe fallen a
bit in love with you.

419
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,320
Actually, quite a lot.

420
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,640
Actually, truth be
told, a huge amount.

421
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:54,720
Actually.

422
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,280
Same. What?

423
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,400
I said same. You've...
fallen in love with me?

424
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,879
I don't know what
you're so happy about.

425
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,600
Shhh!

426
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,760
What's so funny?

427
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,000
I have to break up
with my girlfriend.

428
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,399
♪ THE MEDITATION SINGERS:
Trouble's Brewin' ♪

429
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,760
♪ Trouble's brewin'

430
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,160
♪ I can't fight no fear

431
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,639
♪ Lord, I need my mother's hand

432
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,360
♪ To guide me

433
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,559
♪ Trouble's brewin'

434
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,040
♪ Look like it's the end

435
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:56,959
♪ Lord, send your
Holy Ghost power in

436
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,759
One more time!

437
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,719
♪ Trouble's Brewin'... ♪

438
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,520
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